7 Reasons Why You Should Date a Surfer Instead of a Cowboy

I have recently decided to switch my interest in guys from cowboys to surfers... here are a few reasons why I have done so:

1. Cowboys Cuss and say bad words; The only words that surfers use to describe bad things are "Dude!" and "That was totally uncool"
2. Cowboys like to live in cold places like alberta; Surfers prefer the warmer climates like California and the Bahamas
3. Cowboys are white with a red neck and shirt tan; surfers are just gorgeously tanned
4. Cowboys go to the bar; Surfers go to the beach
5. Cowboys are dirty; surfers bathe all day!

Okay... geeze that was really hard, I cant come up with the other two reasons... See, really you all know I love cowboys... I mean they have big trucks, work hard, make good money, can dance!... haha all great things! But really, is it worth it all? Wouldn't you ladies rather lay on the beach than freeze to death in a house all alone while your husband is away at camp working? Its pure logic right there.... but still a toss up for me! I wonder, is there an even better category? Im sure not going for those emo guys; they're pants are so tight that they'll never reproduce. And Body builders may be hot, but dang they'd sure make me look like im out of shape!

So where is the middle ground? Ive been told it is in Kelowna! Dont ask me why, I mean Kelowna is a dump, but maybe one show live there and see how many weirdly mixed people there are! (Just for the record, Dodge trucks- although nice trucks - dont make a guy sexy!)

Im not going to get into describing to you the past couple weeks. But basically, what I have learned and would like to pass on to you girls is this: DONT GO NEAR BOYS UNLESS THERE IS A RING!!! (and by ring, i mean unless they are willing to commit) Boys can be pretty tricky with that, so be careful.

On a more random and less important note: I may get lucky and wind up in Grand Forks for New Years this year! Yep, I'll be finding that out in a day or two, but it'll be a nice change from this stupid City of Abbotsford that never ceases to rain!! I went out today looking for snow boots, and all these silly stores were sold out of the good ones! I was sad, so I may be packing Gum boots and extra socks with me to play in the snow! HAHA Not like its anything unusual for me. I wear them things in all seasons.

Well Im off to see the wizard... Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to Ya'll (if I havent told you that already!)