The Clampets Go to Maui

Just to warn you before you begin this read that during the making of this post, I was listening to a full hour of Jeff Foxwerthy.

I honestly felt like a bouncer yesterday. My job was to block off a road for a waterservice that was being done in Delta. The only stipulation was that I was to let the people who lived on that street through. It was nuts. Every time someone pulled up, I had to ask them questions to see if they were "eligable" to enter the construction site! I worked with a new crew too again! These guys were a big younger than what I am used to, but it wasnt as bad as I thought it would be... They were only a little crude.

The big challenge for this weekend was trying to get my car AirCared. You see, I am a procrastinator and therefore, I didnt take into consideration the things that I would need to do to my car before the AirCare ran out (Sunday). But I did some 'latenight repairs' last night and it passed today! UNFORTUNATELY... When my mother took the car to the AirCare place, the trunk had some issues.. and long story short, my trunk doesnt close anymore. Dang. I spent an hour today trying to fix it in the rain so my subs wouldnt get ruined. I didnt fix it though, unless you count tying it down with string.

I think that my IQ loses points every day that I work on a construction site. Maybe its not my IQ that is the problem.. perhaps I am just getting to know my way around dirt a little more. I acutally see a new machine every day too! Yesterday it wasnt too impressive or anything. But it was an gas engined broom! It was amazing... I watched it for about an hour as the guys were cleaning the gravel off the road they'd dug up.

Okay so Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck test is awesome... Heres a little taste for ya!

• If you own a home that is mobile and 14 cars that arent... You might be a redneck!
• If you've been married 3 times and still have the same inlaws... You might be a redneck
• If your underwear doubles as your bathing suit... You might be a redneck
• If you own a wafflehouse credit card.. You might be a redneck
• If you've ever been accused of lying through your TOOTH.. You migh tbe a redneck
• If you wear a dress that is strapless and a bra that isnt.. You might be a redneck
• If your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs... You might be a redneck!
• If your richest relatives buy a new home and you have to help take the wheels off it... YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK!

Okay, thats enough for now. There are tons tho... and ive grown up listening to Mr. Foxworthy! My favourite is the Here's your Sign one... oh man, thats good. Okay well enough about rednecks.

ONE MORE CLASS OF PAYROLL LEFT! Final Exam next Saturday! Slowly I am getting my time back. Hope ya'll aren't studying too much over reading break! Sorry it was a short blog.. Im going to go play some cards!